djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

bandwagonpete:

Times Square is literally the worst place on earth.

FINALLY PEOPLE WHO AGREE.
YES.

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

failnation:

So my mate got hold of my desktop

jamietheignorantamerican:

I’ll always be there for you.

Because that’s what friends are for.

reaill:

thank u

angrywhistler:

Mircea Doinaru

lexsy:

superm0sh:

serahfarron:

awklicious:

Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.

makes the scene 100000 times better omfg

you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on 

johnny depp is my spirit animal

This is gold

friendlypokemonreminders:

Friendly reminder that the show once listed Arcanine alongside the Legendary Birds.

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)